Boston Red Sox’s Dan Shaughnessy Makes Epically Bad Prediction

30 Sep

During a rain delay in a game between the Boston Red Sox and the Baltimore Orioles, Boston sportswriter Dan Shaughnessy made an epically bad prediction. Full text below.

“I think the Rays are not going to win tonight. The one thing that we have eliminated tonight is that the Red Sox season is not going to end tonight. They live to play another day. The key to me is that they can hold on to this thing tonight, not have to play that game in Tampa tomorrow and go start in Detroit or Texas on Friday. That’s certainly the way to go especially with the way their pitching is torn up. All that sort of thing…the worst thing that could happen is you have to play that game in Tampa tomorrow, you gotta hold onto this 3-2 lead tonight but the Rays aren’t going to come back from 7-0 with an inning and a half to go.”

Unfortunately for Shaughnessy, in most cases, he would have been absolutely right. The odds against the Red Sox blowing it were so high as to make the events that actually occurred seemingly impossible. First, check out the highlights of the night.

Here’s the incredible series of events that caused the Red Sox collapse.

  1. On September 3, the Red Sox had a 9 game lead in the Wild Card race. They had a 99.6 percent chance of making the playoffs.
  2. They have a $161 million payroll (3rd highest in baseball)
  3. The Red Sox were up 3-2 against the Baltimore Orioles in the bottom of the 9th inning.
  4. The Rays were down 7-0 to the Yankees in the bottom of the 8th inning.
  5. The Orioles were down to their last strike, with two outs. They were facing Jonathan Papelbon, one of baseball’s most unhittable pitchers.
  6. Then, the Rays score 6 runs in the 8th inning to make the score 7-6.
  7. Orioles hitter Chris Davis doubles. Nolan Reimold then also doubles, making the score 3-3.
  8. The Rays send Dan Johnson, who is hitting just .108, to the plate with two outs. He hits a home run to tie the score at 7 and sends the games to extra innings.
  9. Orioles hitter Robert Andino gets a hit. Reimold scores and the Orioles win 4-3.
  10. This happens. Evan Longoria wins it 8-7.
To put this into perspective, let’s look at the math from Nate Silver:

The Red Sox had just a 0.3 percent chance of failing to make the playoffs on Sept. 3.

The Rays had just a 0.3 percent chance of coming back after trailing 7-0 with two innings to play.

The Red Sox had only about a 2 percent chance of losing their game against Baltimore, when the Orioles were down to their last strike.

The Rays had about a 2 percent chance of winning in the bottom of the 9th, with Johnson also down to his last strike.

The odds of all of this happening together? 1 in 278 million. 

Greatest Food Rap Ever?

28 Sep

I blogged about this on Foodista already, but this song is pretty amazing! Worthy of this extra press. My Drunk Kitchen‘s Hannah Hart and Songs to Wear Pants To team up for this amazing rap.

Hilarious puns. I am happy.

Trader Alessio Rastani’s Interview Heard Round the World

28 Sep

Trader Alessio Rastani appeared on the BBC News a couple days ago and shocked the world with his incredibly blunt and stereotype-confirming account of the recession. Among the things he said:

If I see an opportunity to make money, I go with that. For most traders, we don’t really care that much how they’re going to fix the economy, how they’re going fix the whole situation. Our job is to make money from it. And personally, I’ve been dreaming of this moment for three years. I have a confession which is: I go to bed every night and I dream of another recession. I dream of another moment like this. Why? Because people don’t seem to remember but the ’30s depression — the depression of the 1930s — wasn’t just about a market crash. There were some people who were prepared to make money from that crash. And I think anybody can do that. It isn’t just just for the elite, anybody can actually make money. It’s an opportunity.

Many people initially suspected that Rastani was a member of the Yes Men, a group of comedians (?) who impersonate corporate figures and mock their heartlessness. Their most famous appearance occurred in 2004, when one of them appeared on the BBC impersonating a Dow Chemicals spokesman and announced a $12 billion settlement for the Bhopal disaster.

When reached by Forbes for comment, Rastani denied he was a fake. “I don’t know why they think it’s a hoax. No, I am a trader absolutely. I have trader friends who could back that up. One of my mentors is a bestselling author and trader. Everyone knows me.”

The BBC also investigated that possibility, but determined Rastani was completely genuine, “[We] can’t find any evidence to suggest that the interview with Alessio Rastani was a hoax. He is an independent market trader and one of a range of voices we’ve had on air to talk about the recession.”

Basically, he’s just an ass.

Michael Jackson Death Photo (NSFW)

27 Sep

Michael Jackson death photo

The Los Angeles District Attorney released the first death picture of music legend Michael Jackson, as part of the opening arguments in the involuntary manslaughter trial of the star’s personal physician Conrad Murray.

Prosecutors allege that Murray provided Jackson with “propofol as part of a lethal cocktail of drugs then abandoned the singer to make calls and return emails the morning of June 25, 2009.”

A tape of Jackson clearly heavily under the influence of some drugs was also entered into evidence during the opening statements. The recording was allegedly made on May 10, 2009.

Incredible Queen, Pearl Jam, Nicki Minaj Covers

26 Sep

So the Internet has given us some pretty awesome performances of some of our favorite artists and songs over the past week. The highlights?

1) Javier Diaz (Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam): Appearing on the Chilean “Mi Nombre Es,” Diaz covered Pearl Jam and sounded almost identical to Vedder. Impressive, no?

2) Marc Martel (Freddie Mercury of Queen): Martel is part of a Christian rock group from Saskatchewan, Canada called downhere. Well, despite that inherent contradiction, he sounds identical to Mercury…The song is “Somebody to Love.”

3) moymoy, Roadfill and Rhian Ramos (Nicki Minaj): Say what you want, this lip sync is AMAZING. Wonder what Nicki thinks of this? Best of the year by far. These guys are from the Philippines by the way. Song is “Super Bass.”