Archive | You Outta Know RSS feed for this section

Montana Lawmaker Ken Peterson Says Prosecuting Gay People Permissible

9 Apr

Ken Peterson

Well, only for certain acts, because the Supreme Court said that people can do whatever they want behind closed doors. In Peterson’s mind, though, that means certain areas of behavior are not protected and gay people could be subject to prosecution. Currently, Montana’s laws still put homosexuality in the same category as other acts like bestiality. So, what are those areas that Peterson thinks could still be subject to prosecution, you might ask?

1) Recruiting Other People to Perform Homosexual Acts: Now, Peterson has never seen a someone try to recruit someone else to perform homosexual acts because he only associates “with mainstream people.” However, he offers an example of what this behavior might look like. “‘Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let’s go in this bedroom, and we’ll engage in some homosexual acts. You’ll find you like it.'” If those are the lines gay people are using when trying to find partners I don’t think Peterson has to worry about any gay sex.

2) Being Gay in Public: The Supreme Court said it’s okay to be gay in the privacy of your own home. Outside, in the company of other people, well that’s a completely different story. Peterson believes that if behavior could be construed as homosexual, take kissing for example, then it would violate that statute. It does has to be an “overt” homosexual act though.

Thankfully, the rest of the state doesn’t seem to be trapped in a past century. A bill to rewrite the law actually passed the State Senate before failing in a House committee this month. Additionally, the Vice President of the Montana County Attorney Association (who actually prosecute people throughout the state) says “The statute will not be enforced as written—ever.”

Sadie B and Kol Ish Drop Amazing Parodies of Rebecca Black and Lonely Island

8 Apr

So, the last day has given much fruit. Two really funny parodies of “Friday” by Rebecca Black and “I Just Sex” by Lonely Island have emerged. Leave it to the deeply religious for parodies.

1) Just Had Chametz— Kol Ish

2) Sunday— Sadie B (whoever invented Auto Tune— the world is poorer for your work)

Mark Malkoff Beats NYC Bus on a Big Wheel Tricycle

7 Apr

Comedian Mark Malkoff loves the big stunts. Previously, he lived in IKEA and visited every one of the 171 Starbucks in Manhattan IN ONE DAY.  Well, for his latest stunt he sought out to prove something any New Yorker probably already knows: the crosstown buses are really slow.

He decided to race a bus from 10th Ave. to Madison (or about 1 mile) on a Big Wheel Trike. That’s a child’s toy. He completed his mission in 12 minutes, 42 seconds. The bus? 15 minutes and 20 seconds. Mark’s average speed? 4.7 mph. The bus averaged 3.9 mph. Apparently, that would beat 6 other NYC buses. Ouch!

Another note: Mark actually pedaled in traffic to accomplish this feat. Now, that’s gutsy.

Plane Crashes and Accidents Dominate the News

5 Apr

Now, I recognize that aviation accidents occur far more often then we’d like to admit. Often times, incidents involving small planes do not even make the national news. However, the last two days have yielded no fewer than 5 stories involving plane crashes or accidents. What is going on? Some of these stories you might have heard; others you probably haven’t.

1) Southwest Flight 812: This past weekend, passengers got quite a scare when a flight departing Phoenix for Sacramento developed a five-foot hole in the fuselage during the flight. No one was seriously injured as the flight landed in Yuma, Arizona, but oxygen masks were deployed and passengers described the sound as similar to a “gunshot” at 36,000 feet. Southwest Airlines called the problem a “new and unknown issue” and investigators confirmed that airplanes were not inspected for fatigue in the area where the hole developed because they believed no cracks in the skin could form there. They were obviously quite wrong. Cracks were found in three additional planes and 80 other US planes were grounded for inspection. One passenger snagged quite a few images of the incident (one is below):

Southwest 8122) Air France 447: More than two years after it plunged into the Atlantic Ocean during a routine flight from Rio De Janeiro to Paris, investigators have located a large piece of wreckage of the plane underwater. The discovery included human remains, which France now plans to retrive. Not much is known about what happened to the plane. Investigators surmised that poor weather could have brought it down, but now hope to recover the flight’s data recorders and get some answers.

Air France 447

3) American Airlines 883: The flight left Boston for St. Thomas, but was forced to land at New York’s JFK Airport after some sort of pressurization problem in the cabin. Oh, and the plane went from 36,000 feet to 9,000 feet in a little over a minute. That’s really fast to drop 27,000 feet. No injuries were reported and the passengers later boarded another plane, which took them to their destination.

4) Small Plane on Queens Beach: A 24-year-old pilot landed a small plane, with three people aboard, without permission on a Queens beach after one of his passengers allegedly became violently ill. The plane landed at Rockaway Beach near Beach 56th Street. All three passengers were uninjured in the crash. Update: Actually the pilot, Jason Maloney, sounds like a real jerk.

5) UN Plane Crash: A plane carrying 33 people crashed while landing in the capital of the Democratic Republic of the Congo during heavy weather. Thirty-two of the people died in the incident. Early reports suggest that the pilot missed the runway as heavy rain fell around the airport in Kinshasa. All but five of the passengers worked with the United Nations, and most of the UN staff worked on peacekeeping operations in the DRC. The plane had been coming from the north-eastern city of Kisangani. Plane crashes are notoriously common in the DRC, where maintenance and safety inspections do not commonly occur.

Plane Crashes

Being Gay Punishable By Death in 5 Countries

3 Apr

Yes, it’s pretty amazing but five countries throughout the world still use the death penalty for crimes relating to homosexuality. Check out the map below from the International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans and Intersex Association.

Those countries that still use the death penalty include:

1. Mauritania

2. Sudan

3. Saudi Arabia

4. Yemen

5. Iran

Parts of Nigeria and Somalia also use the death penalty as punishment for being gay.