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Michael Bolton Just Became Cool

8 May

You probably don’t remember Michael Bolton‘s peak years. The soft rock king sang his power ballads and won the hearts of millions of women during the 1990s. Well, somehow the Lonely Island guys decided he would be a great contributor for their current album “Turtleneck & Chain.” The song the guys dreamt up focused on a night in the club, but they left the hook up to Bolton.

His hook involved “Jack Sparrow” much to the chagrin of the boys. Apparently, he had just finished watching the “Pirates of the Caribbean” when he wrote it. Throughout the video he channels Johnny Depp‘s Jack Sparrow character, Forrest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface. It’s really funny.

Also worth noting the really convenient timing of the whole thing. Oh, you don’t think it’s coincidental that the fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie opens later this month?  Great marketing strategy.

Michelle Obama Dances to Beyonce, Dougies

4 May

As part of her “Let’s Move” campaign, First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama took headed to International Baccalaureate School in Washington DC for a flash dance workout. Among the songs that played were a re-worked Beyonce song (which was re-done for the Let’s Move campaign). Obama danced throughout the songs and even Dougied when the time came up.

Stone Cold Steve Austin Rick Rolls

26 Apr

Legendary wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin does one of the best lip-synching impressions of Rick Astley‘s “Never Going to Give You Up” (see the meme), I’ve ever seen.

Related: Oregon’s Legislature has too much time.

Sugarland’s “Stuck Like Glue” Is a Strange Music Video

26 Apr

Take a look and see if you agree with me.

Beyonce’s “(Girls) Who Run The World” is Worst Pop Song Ever

21 Apr

The over-synthesized pop simply must end. Beyonce’s next single was leaked to the Internet a couple of days ago, prompting the pop singer to release the song earlier than anticipated. The song was just released to iTunes, but Ryan Seacrest got to release the audio track yesterday.

It’s called “(Girls) Who Run The World” and features everything bad about heavily studio-ized music today. It sounds like something that will give you a seizure. It features European club beats, but then adds Beyonce’s same style of vocals as all of her past songs. The two styles clash, and badly.

Add the fact that the chorus keeps repeating, “Who run this mother…” (which pretty blatantly comes across as motherf***er). Yeah, really great message. It’s really repetative and features a simpler beat than Gwen Stefani’s horrible “Hollaback Girl.”

Come on Beyonce. We wanted another “Single Ladies,” not another “Popozao.” Take a listen.