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Punny Jerk Wandering Chicago

22 Feb

One diner was particularly upset with how his meal turned out at a Chicago restaurant. Consequently, he decided to literally, instead of figuratively, “offer his two cents” about the establishment’s performance.

Jerk offers "two cents" instead of tipRather than offering a tip and complaining to someone during the meal, this guy decides to offer two cents and a snarky comment about getting “faster cooks.” What’s worse, instead of a tip, he leaves a smiley emoticon. That’s pretty low.

Apparently, the guy was a financial analyst. Just a coincidence.

[Eater/Chicago 312]