Archive | January, 2011

Life As a Food Critic Stinks

25 Jan

Here’s a classic example of my agreeing with a person’s larger point, while being appalled by the tone they take to prove it. Food critic Ari LeVaux writes for The Atlantic and has a syndicated column called “A Flash in the Pan,” which appears in 21 states. (An aside: LeVaux also published an article in support of Franzia and other boxed wines for The Atlantic.)

In a Jan. 24 article, he describes the difficult life of a food critic. It may seem glamorous to us, but LeVaux assures us that life is really hard. You have to eat lots of bad food. More importantly, though, you have to taste food that goes against your principles. LeVaux, for example, would consider himself a militant locavore were it not for his job. Being a critic also forces him to consume more grease and fats than he would ordinarily. He points out that argue against factory farmed meats and high-fat foods in his articles, but fears his audience would tire of the proselytizing fairly quickly (he’s right about that).

Now, LeVaux makes valid points about the problems within the restaurant industry. There is too much fat and grease in the cooking, to make up for a lack of flavor. People consume food too often without knowing its origins. We rely heavily on factory farmed meat, and eat animals who enjoyed no quality of life.

A quick word to Mr. LeVaux, though. If you believe that strongly in the evils of the restaurant world, change jobs.  Your life isn’t that hard. In fact, you have a job many people would kill for.

Most Famous Car In The World

24 Jan

So, in case you haven’t heard, it’s really, really cold in the Northeast. In downtown Manhattan, a water main broke and quickly encased a car in ice. New York media went crazy. Take a look at the picture.

Venezuela Dislikes Colombian Soap Opera

24 Jan

Why, you might ask? Well let me give you a little plot summary of the show, called “Chepe Fortuna.” Our story is partially based on the lives of two sisters, Colombia and Venezuela.  The character of Venezuela is a “blabbing, highly emotional secretary.” In one episode, Venezuela loses her pet dog, “Little Hugo” and calls a friend, asking what will become of her without Hugo. Her friends replies, “You will be free, Venezuela…Hugo is messing up everything in the house…he’s making you look bad.”

A local TV station was asked to pull the show off primetime, because it made the country of Venezuela look bad.  I don’t really get it. Oh, the leader of Venezuela is named Hugo Chavez and the countries have been in period of rocky relations because of ideological differences. Nah, still don’t get it.

My New Song Obsession

23 Jan

Nothing like a blast from the past. This song sounds like a soul ballad from the 1970s, but was actually recorded two years ago. “Moneygrabber” courtesy of Fitz and the Tantrums.

Amanda Palmer— “Map of Tasmania”

23 Jan

I just heard this song, and watched the music video. You should probably watch it right now. It’s about… unshaved pubic hair.  I think.