I will stop with the focus on journalism stories, but how can you ignore these headlines.
1) Meatball Sandwich Horseplay Leads to Two Deaths, Family Betrayal, Two Trials- Cincinnati.com: The story itself is really sad. Two deaths after somebody was hit over the head by a meatball sandwich. I wouldn’t recommend writing a story in the same style. It’s wandering, and hard to follow.
2) Keira’s Not Getting It Knightley- The Sun: Pretty good pun, I have to say. This is in response to the actress’ breakup with longtime boyfriend Rupert Friend.