1) So You Think Your Day At Work Was Bad: Outside of Kansas City, Missouri a man survived an hour-long ride through the sewer system after his harness snapped. After being taken to the hospital, he was given antibiotics because he may have ingested raw sewage.
3) Something Useful: The people of South Africa may soon have other uses for the noisy vuvuzelas that dominated the World Cup this summer. One site is soliciting ideas for how to use the instruments. The winning ideas will be adopted by local craftsmen.