UNREAL: Scientists Explore Active Volcano Nyiragongo

10 Apr

From National Geographic comes these incredible pictures of scientists exploring the Congolese volcano of Nyiragongo. Italian geologist Dario Tedesco and other members of an international team believe this volcano could devastate the nearby town of Goma where more than 1 million people live. Nyriagongo is one of the world’s most active volcanos, but also one of the least understood. Constant fighting in the DRC has made research difficult.

Twice before, the volcano has erupted and killed people in Goma. In 1977, several hundred people were killed when molten rock hurtled toward the city at more than 60 mph. Then, in 2002, 47 more people died during a similar eruption. Scientists believe those eruptions are nothing compared to what the mountain could actually do.

So, they’re studying it. Putting themselves right in the middle of an active volcano, hoping to study the volcano and ultimately save lives. Nyiragongo actually has one of the largest lava lakes in the world at 700 feet across and miles deep. From the article:

But he kept going. He peeked over the top, eye to eye with the boiling lava. This was beyond science. This was personal, the culmination of a lifetime of exploration and adventure and tireless curiosity. Over the radio the emotion in his voice was palpable. “Amazing. Incredible. I’ll never see anything like this again.”

Hilarious Gender Changing Japanese Prank

10 Apr

This prank involves young Japanese girls being transformed into old Japanese men as someone takes their picture. Isn’t that amazing? The Japanese know how to do a great prank.

Montana Lawmaker Ken Peterson Says Prosecuting Gay People Permissible

9 Apr

Ken Peterson

Well, only for certain acts, because the Supreme Court said that people can do whatever they want behind closed doors. In Peterson’s mind, though, that means certain areas of behavior are not protected and gay people could be subject to prosecution. Currently, Montana’s laws still put homosexuality in the same category as other acts like bestiality. So, what are those areas that Peterson thinks could still be subject to prosecution, you might ask?

1) Recruiting Other People to Perform Homosexual Acts: Now, Peterson has never seen a someone try to recruit someone else to perform homosexual acts because he only associates “with mainstream people.” However, he offers an example of what this behavior might look like. “‘Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let’s go in this bedroom, and we’ll engage in some homosexual acts. You’ll find you like it.'” If those are the lines gay people are using when trying to find partners I don’t think Peterson has to worry about any gay sex.

2) Being Gay in Public: The Supreme Court said it’s okay to be gay in the privacy of your own home. Outside, in the company of other people, well that’s a completely different story. Peterson believes that if behavior could be construed as homosexual, take kissing for example, then it would violate that statute. It does has to be an “overt” homosexual act though.

Thankfully, the rest of the state doesn’t seem to be trapped in a past century. A bill to rewrite the law actually passed the State Senate before failing in a House committee this month. Additionally, the Vice President of the Montana County Attorney Association (who actually prosecute people throughout the state) says “The statute will not be enforced as written—ever.”

Sadie B and Kol Ish Drop Amazing Parodies of Rebecca Black and Lonely Island

8 Apr

So, the last day has given much fruit. Two really funny parodies of “Friday” by Rebecca Black and “I Just Sex” by Lonely Island have emerged. Leave it to the deeply religious for parodies.

1) Just Had Chametz— Kol Ish

2) Sunday— Sadie B (whoever invented Auto Tune— the world is poorer for your work)

Jamie Oliver and Beaver Anal Gland

7 Apr

Jamie Oliver appeared on David Letterman yesterday and discussed a hidden ingredient in your vanilla ice cream: beaver anal glands. Yum?